TMI Meme

jhunterj avatar in profileSunday Meme Day again:

Have you ever:
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? Five or six of them…
Q: Been arrested? No
Q: Do you like someone? You kids get offa my lawn!
Q: Held a snake? Yes
Q: Been suspended from school? No
Q: Sung karaoke? Yes
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do? Yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying? Yes
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Q: Kissed in the rain? Yes
Q: Sung in the shower? Yes
Q: Sat on a roof top? Yes
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Q: Broken a bone? Hairline fracture, but yes
Q: Shaved your head? No
Q: Played a prank on someone? Nothing major
Q: Shot a gun? Yes
Q: Donated blood? Yes

Last person…

  1. You hung out with? You kids get offa my lawn!
  2. You texted? Lori
  3. You were in a car with? My kids
  4. Went to the movies with? My family
  5. Person you went to shop with? Teh Intertubes
  6. You talked to on the phone? Brags
  7. Who made you laugh? D.
  8. You hugged? Maha

Answer truthfully… [whatever - JHJ]

  1. Sun or moon? Sun
  2. Winter or Fall? Winter
  3. Left or Right? Left
  4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
  5. Where do you live? If we’re friends on Facebook, you can see my profile.
  6. Club or pub? Pub
  7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yes
  8. Do you want to get married? You kids get offa my lawn!
  9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
  10. What time is it? 1:07pm
  11. Are you afraid of commitment? No
  12. What is your greatest hope/wish? Eternal life
  13. Do you cook? Yes
  14. Current mood? Optimistic

In the last 48 hours, have you…

  1. Sung? Yes
  2. Listened to music? Yes
  3. Danced crazy? No
  4. Cried? No
  5. Liked someone you can’t have? You kids get offa my lawn!

21 firsts…

  1. Who was your first prom (or homecoming) date? Amanda
  2. Who was your first roommate? John B.
  3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Wine coolers
  4. What was your first job? Winn Dixie
  5. What was your first car? Plymouth Volare
  6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? When my grandpa died
  7. Who was your first grade teacher? No idea.
  8. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? No idea
  9. Who was your first best friend? Jamie Williamson
  10. Who was your first best friend in high school? I can’t fathom why this question exists.
  11. Where was your first sleepover? No idea.
  12. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? The person screwing it up.
  13. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman? Scott’s
  14. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Wii Fit
  15. What was the first concert you went to? Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
  16. What was the last concert you went to? Dayton Philharmonic Opera
  17. First celebrity crush? Madonna
  18. Current celebrity crush? Nate Silver
  19. First crush? You! Kids! …
  20. Current crush? Get Offa My Lawn!
  21. First time you tied your shoe laces? Preschool, no doubt.

Five names you go by:

  1. Hunter
  2. Jeff
  3. jhunterj
  4. Dad
  5. That old guy yelling at us to get offa his lawn.

Three things you are wearing right now:

  1. Long-sleeve polo
  2. Jeans
  3. A surly disposition

Three things you want very badly at the moment:

  1. Replace the old car
  2. Remodel the bathroom
  3. Have a kid-free lawn

Two things you did last night:

  1. Generation Dayton Holiday Celebration
  2. Uh, yeah, that was the whole night

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:

  1. Go to work
  2. Look for checks in the mail
  3. Read more of Michael Stackpole’s A Secret Atlas aloud to the family

Two longest car rides

  1. West Palm Beach to Fort Lawn
  2. Fort Lawn to Niagara Falls

Favorite beverages:

  1. alcoholic: Bell’s Two Hearted Ale
  2. non-alcoholic: water

—jhunterj

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