Jawa Riddles

Played some Jawa riddle games with the boys last month. I’ve already shared the results on Facebook, but another fried made a different “Utinni” joke this week, and that reminded me to share it here. If you don’t remember “utinni” from the Star Wars movies, watch the YouTube clip a couple of times first—the riddle answers should all be shouted like this:

What does a Jawa wear at the beach?
Bikini!

What is a Jawa’s favorite vegetable?
Zucchini!

Favorite pasta?
Linguine!

What is a Jawa’s favorite drink?
Martini!

Who is a Jawa’s favorite magician?
Houdini!

Composer?
Rossini! (the judges would also accept Puccini)

Star Trek actor?
Colm Meany! (they didn’t get this one)

Batman writer?
Paul Dini!

Chuck Berry song?
Little Queenie!

What is a Jawa’s favorite poetry form?

Free verse.
… What?
Free verse. It doesn’t rhyme.

—jhunterj

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